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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling (but not really), John Tiffany, and Jack Thorne SPOILER FREE

Hello my dears,
I'm sorry to burden you with this book/script but it must be done. Believe me I know that this script is something, but before we get in to that- Characters
Being set nineteen years later, the cast of this play is vastly different from the books. Im just going to give a general description of the group.

  • The next generation- Albus Severus Potter, Rose Granger-Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, James Sirius Potter, Lilly Luna Potter, and Hugo Granger-Weasley. So by last name you can tell who their parents are and they're all sorta friends-ish. Yeah that's all I got.
  • Delphi- She... Well she... I... I got nothing. Major character I can't describe with out spoiling a lot.
Main characters done. To sum up. The Cursed Child is nineteen years later and about the golden trio's kids, specifically Harry and Ginny's son Albus. Albus Severus Potter, where does one even begin with that child. No matter, a lot of stuff happens, everyone is out of character, and nothing really makes sense. There's a prophecy and time travel, you can see the kind of misadventures that happen here right. 
I HATE this play. Yes I want to see it on Broadway because it's Harry but the fact that it's in the Harry Potter Universe is the only good thing about this play. Nothing really makes sense, everyone is out of character, and laws of time travel are broken. I can't even with this play. However, it's quite entertaining. I laughed so hard reading this. I laughed at parts that weren't really supposed to be funny but they were. So three paw-prints because its horrible but its Harry and I laughed so much. 🐾🐾🐾
Read and laugh my dears,
Merlin:)

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